i would like to tell a joke. maybe two. i'm in johor now and i'm getting bored. so why not? :D
one day, there's this blonde who went to the salon to get her hair cut. when she wanted to cut her hair, she was listening to her mp3 with her headset on. the hair stylist asked her to take it off. but noooooo the blonde said" its been life and death my pretty lil boy." the hair stylist tried not to get ignored and he continued cutting her hair. 5 mins later, the hair stylist, okay lets give hime a name, Bob, can't take it anymore. he pulled off her headset and guess wat? she died.
Bob was curious so he went and listen what was she listening that its between life and death. He puts on the headset... " Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out... "
one day, a blonde went to the atm machine to withdraw some money. so there she goes typing in her password.. Then, there's a guy, okay Bob! Bob was behind her. and he said to her. Hey u! i know your password. It's 5 *(asterix,i think its spelt like that). The blonde replied, " no u silly! Its 1 2 3 4 5!
TEeHEE! if u dont get the joke. u're slow. :p